https://youtu.be/3A4UzFG-hwg?t=279

Ah-Chu. Chu.

> Achoo. Achoo!

I tackled on the loaf of work today.

> I tackled a loafer at work today.

Hey, what's with you sad sacks.

> Hey, what's with you sad sacks?

I'd lugged to every sick here.

> I'm allergic to everything here.

My nose is so stuffed up.

> My nose is so stuffed up.

I can't even tasted bob delicious barp salary.

> I can't even tasted Mom's delicious boiled celery.

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https://youtu.be/gLdyoxjNhCE?t=1234

And my throat has gone worse.

> And my throat has got worse.

And now is not I constant burning sensation.

> And now,it's not that constant burning sensation.

But it's so light swollen.

> But it's so red, swollen.

I have light white patches more for my spot in the back of my throat.

> I have, like white patches and white spot at the back of my throat.

and it's cry tie.

> And it's... I cannot tell you.

It's so pain to swallow it.

> It's so pain to swallow it.

My voice sounds like this cranky.

> My voice sounds like this, it's croaky.