https://youtu.be/nE89x2Olsdk?t=91

Jackpot baby! Ho Ho!

> Yep! My baby! Ho Ho!

Well, I say we go on a night bay palace.

> Well, I say we call it a night there, fellas.

Hey, Put the cats in my car, were you Deric?

> Hey, uh, put the cash in my car. Will you Derek?

Ha Ha!

Well, You're the one great card player Mike.

> Well, You're one great card  player Mike.

Ah Ha. Not so bad just helped.

> Ha Ha. Not so bad yourself.

Except those helped you cheat it.

> Except I still can't tell how you cheated.

Cheat it! 

> Cheated?

Oh, I am offended.

> Oh, I am offended.

Come on, baby! Let's cut the brun.

> Come on, baby! Let's cut some rug.

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https://youtu.be/om_eSpVJwo0?t=37

But you know, you know nothing we have to bribe.

> Well you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?

Because you're gonna negative attitude. Like eel.

> Because you've got a negative attitude. Like Eeyore.

Come on, eel. 

> Come on, Eeyore. 

Let's go play.

> Let's go play.

I don't feel like it.

> I don't feel like it.

Who are you are in such a bad mood.

> Why are you always in such a bad mood.

I have a nail on my amus.

> I have a nail on my anus.

Oh.